In local news the Slippery Slopes Cantina once again became a bloodbath of epic proportions as bored, trolling Battlemasters descended upon local party goers for another round of 'How many Duel Requests Does It Take Bro?' A new bar was set by little Jimmy 'Lookitmycockitshugebro' Worthington of Chicago with a record display of Duel Requests. In a display of roleplay not seen since the great 'Moonglade Purge' of '09 little Jimmy successfully dropped Duel Requests at characters that smiled at him, pondered about him, offered to buy him a drink, offered to buy him a woman, begged for his mercy, questioned his penis size, smiled at some one OTHER than him, bought anyone a drink, anyone that spoke, anyone that didn't speak, people walking in, people walking out, and even tried to duel a few of the NPC's in the cantina. His greatest feat of roleplay came when he successfully dueled a level 15 smuggler. Standing over his fallen foe he was quoted as saying 'Y u no like my rpz bro? My guy is evilz bro. He likes to kill stuff bro. Cuz that's what evilz do bro. I'm the best rpz evah bro! Sum 1 get me some bitchez.'
In other epic news yet another gathering of roleplayers was blessed with the presence of our brethren in awesome. Voss was the latest target on the list of showing people how to roleplay. An amazing event that took hard work, dedication, and massive coordination by dedicated members of the roleplaying community took place. Open for all to come and enjoy roleplay with one another in a mature and fun setting. It was agreed that all was going well until what has become known as the 'lol i forsed ur gun bro' incident. What was a complete stroke of genius god-mode roleplaying was suddenly the catalyst for scantily clad security forces to begin the Duel Request battle of Voss-Ka! Nevermind that according to Voss law any violence by outsiders is strictly forbidden. 'Big' John Vakowski, better know by his gamer tag of 'SpaceGangsta98', was quoted as saying 'lolz y u mad Voss? u mad bro? y u no like my rpz?' When questioned about his gamer tag Vakowski replied 'dats da year i wuz born bro! upper west siiiiiiiiiide West Chester beotch! Representin! I'm gangsta brah!' Our interview with Big John was cut short by his mother telling him it was time to clean his room. It's generally agreed that the violence on Voss this evening left most of the Voss looking something akin to this:
It's been reported that both Republic and Imperial forces have began to work with the Voss in order to cure this new disfiguring complex. It's being called the 'i got mad rpz bro' syndrome. No cure is yet in sight.
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